Today's Creative Exercise - TV Porn Haikus
Time to work out those brain cells. Dig deep, and come up with dirty sex between TV characters, in haiku form (5-7-5).
Alice scrubs the floor.
Greg comes into the kitchen.
Doggystyle is fun.
Fill up my comments section (wow, that sounds dirty). Don't be shy. Bonus points for imagination and visual expertise.
posted by Scott the Reader @ 12:11 PM
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Plumber's at the door
She lets him inside and smiles
He sure cleaned her pipes.
Steve Urkel walks in
Carl Winslow in a bath robe
Nerd on cop lovin'
Nellie Olsen smirks
This filly needs breaking in
Half Pint's Pa climbs on
Wilma Flintstone purrs
Knocks on Barney Rubble's door
Stone mattress feels good
Nothing quite so sweet
As B.A. spooning Murdock
After hot loving.
Hey Willie, when I
Said I'd eat the cat Kate wished
You would, too. Signed ALF.
I just can't fathom
All those mushroom livin' men
Inside that one girl.
Fleishman does Maggie.
Ed puts them on a webcam.
Northern Exposure.
Ginger, MaryAnn
Lament the lack of good men
Explore each other
"make it so," he said.
docking in the docking bay,
set phasers to 'love.'
Shared step-sister
Spent brother may ask Willis:
"What you talkin bout?"
Law and Order suffers
and so does my itchy palm
so bring back Angie
Fred and Lucy caught.
She got some 'slaining to do
Red drapes, red carpet.
Richie gets so drunk
Wakes in a very strange bed
Potsie/Ralph sandwich
Scully tells Mulder
You're not bad in the sack, but
Alien cock's huge
Cliff takes Norm's soft hand
Leads him to a restroom stall
Mailman is a top
Sam wants action too
Lilith's eyes covet his groin
But he picks Frazier
Woody wants to pee
Can barely squeeze in men's room
Picks a hole and goes
Timmy's down a well
Is Lassie getting some help?
No, humping Toto
Charlie fakes a sneeze
Alan offers a Kleenex
Brother love blow job?
Uecker caught baseballs,
But his were best played with by
Mr. Belvedere
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