ALLIGATORS IN A HELICOPTER

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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Today's Creative Exercise - TV Porn Haikus

Time to work out those brain cells. Dig deep, and come up with dirty sex between TV characters, in haiku form (5-7-5).

Alice scrubs the floor.
Greg comes into the kitchen.
Doggystyle is fun.

Fill up my comments section (wow, that sounds dirty). Don't be shy. Bonus points for imagination and visual expertise.

17 Comments:

At 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Plumber's at the door
She lets him inside and smiles
He sure cleaned her pipes.

 
At 2:50 PM, Blogger Gary said...

Steve Urkel walks in
Carl Winslow in a bath robe
Nerd on cop lovin'

 
At 3:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nellie Olsen smirks
This filly needs breaking in
Half Pint's Pa climbs on

 
At 4:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wilma Flintstone purrs
Knocks on Barney Rubble's door
Stone mattress feels good

 
At 5:24 PM, Anonymous Norm said...

Nothing quite so sweet
As B.A. spooning Murdock
After hot loving.

Hey Willie, when I
Said I'd eat the cat Kate wished
You would, too. Signed ALF.

I just can't fathom
All those mushroom livin' men
Inside that one girl.

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger Webs said...

Fleishman does Maggie.
Ed puts them on a webcam.
Northern Exposure.

 
At 6:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ginger, MaryAnn
Lament the lack of good men
Explore each other

 
At 7:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"make it so," he said.
docking in the docking bay,
set phasers to 'love.'

 
At 7:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shared step-sister
Spent brother may ask Willis:
"What you talkin bout?"

 
At 7:29 AM, Blogger The Moviequill said...

Law and Order suffers
and so does my itchy palm
so bring back Angie

 
At 10:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fred and Lucy caught.
She got some 'slaining to do
Red drapes, red carpet.

 
At 4:21 PM, Anonymous say it isn't so said...

Richie gets so drunk
Wakes in a very strange bed
Potsie/Ralph sandwich

 
At 5:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scully tells Mulder
You're not bad in the sack, but
Alien cock's huge

 
At 7:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cliff takes Norm's soft hand
Leads him to a restroom stall
Mailman is a top

Sam wants action too
Lilith's eyes covet his groin
But he picks Frazier

Woody wants to pee
Can barely squeeze in men's room
Picks a hole and goes

 
At 8:29 PM, Anonymous Mary P. said...

Timmy's down a well
Is Lassie getting some help?
No, humping Toto

 
At 9:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charlie fakes a sneeze
Alan offers a Kleenex
Brother love blow job?

 
At 8:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uecker caught baseballs,
But his were best played with by
Mr. Belvedere

 

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