Time to work out those brain cells. Dig deep, and come up with dirty sex between TV characters, in haiku form (5-7-5).
Alice scrubs the floor.
Greg comes into the kitchen.
Doggystyle is fun.
Fill up my comments section (wow, that sounds dirty). Don't be shy. Bonus points for imagination and visual expertise.
Plumber's at the door
ReplyDeleteShe lets him inside and smiles
He sure cleaned her pipes.
Steve Urkel walks in
ReplyDeleteCarl Winslow in a bath robe
Nerd on cop lovin'
Nellie Olsen smirks
ReplyDeleteThis filly needs breaking in
Half Pint's Pa climbs on
Wilma Flintstone purrs
ReplyDeleteKnocks on Barney Rubble's door
Stone mattress feels good
Nothing quite so sweet
ReplyDeleteAs B.A. spooning Murdock
After hot loving.
Hey Willie, when I
Said I'd eat the cat Kate wished
You would, too. Signed ALF.
I just can't fathom
All those mushroom livin' men
Inside that one girl.
Fleishman does Maggie.
ReplyDeleteEd puts them on a webcam.
Northern Exposure.
Ginger, MaryAnn
ReplyDeleteLament the lack of good men
Explore each other
"make it so," he said.
ReplyDeletedocking in the docking bay,
set phasers to 'love.'
Shared step-sister
ReplyDeleteSpent brother may ask Willis:
"What you talkin bout?"
Law and Order suffers
ReplyDeleteand so does my itchy palm
so bring back Angie
Fred and Lucy caught.
ReplyDeleteShe got some 'slaining to do
Red drapes, red carpet.
Richie gets so drunk
ReplyDeleteWakes in a very strange bed
Potsie/Ralph sandwich
Scully tells Mulder
ReplyDeleteYou're not bad in the sack, but
Alien cock's huge
Cliff takes Norm's soft hand
ReplyDeleteLeads him to a restroom stall
Mailman is a top
Sam wants action too
Lilith's eyes covet his groin
But he picks Frazier
Woody wants to pee
Can barely squeeze in men's room
Picks a hole and goes
Timmy's down a well
ReplyDeleteIs Lassie getting some help?
No, humping Toto
Charlie fakes a sneeze
ReplyDeleteAlan offers a Kleenex
Brother love blow job?
Uecker caught baseballs,
ReplyDeleteBut his were best played with by
Mr. Belvedere