Thursday, September 15, 2005

Today's Creative Exercise - TV Porn Haikus

Time to work out those brain cells. Dig deep, and come up with dirty sex between TV characters, in haiku form (5-7-5).

Alice scrubs the floor.
Greg comes into the kitchen.
Doggystyle is fun.

Fill up my comments section (wow, that sounds dirty). Don't be shy. Bonus points for imagination and visual expertise.

17 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:53 PM

    Plumber's at the door
    She lets him inside and smiles
    He sure cleaned her pipes.

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  2. Steve Urkel walks in
    Carl Winslow in a bath robe
    Nerd on cop lovin'

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  3. Anonymous3:26 PM

    Nellie Olsen smirks
    This filly needs breaking in
    Half Pint's Pa climbs on

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  4. Anonymous4:30 PM

    Wilma Flintstone purrs
    Knocks on Barney Rubble's door
    Stone mattress feels good

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  5. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Nothing quite so sweet
    As B.A. spooning Murdock
    After hot loving.

    Hey Willie, when I
    Said I'd eat the cat Kate wished
    You would, too. Signed ALF.

    I just can't fathom
    All those mushroom livin' men
    Inside that one girl.

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  6. Fleishman does Maggie.
    Ed puts them on a webcam.
    Northern Exposure.

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  7. Anonymous6:40 PM

    Ginger, MaryAnn
    Lament the lack of good men
    Explore each other

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  8. Anonymous7:19 AM

    "make it so," he said.
    docking in the docking bay,
    set phasers to 'love.'

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  9. Anonymous7:28 AM

    Shared step-sister
    Spent brother may ask Willis:
    "What you talkin bout?"

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  10. Anonymous7:29 AM

    Law and Order suffers
    and so does my itchy palm
    so bring back Angie

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  11. Anonymous10:52 AM

    Fred and Lucy caught.
    She got some 'slaining to do
    Red drapes, red carpet.

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  12. Anonymous4:21 PM

    Richie gets so drunk
    Wakes in a very strange bed
    Potsie/Ralph sandwich

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  13. Anonymous5:34 PM

    Scully tells Mulder
    You're not bad in the sack, but
    Alien cock's huge

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  14. Anonymous7:44 PM

    Cliff takes Norm's soft hand
    Leads him to a restroom stall
    Mailman is a top

    Sam wants action too
    Lilith's eyes covet his groin
    But he picks Frazier

    Woody wants to pee
    Can barely squeeze in men's room
    Picks a hole and goes

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  15. Anonymous8:29 PM

    Timmy's down a well
    Is Lassie getting some help?
    No, humping Toto

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  16. Anonymous9:31 PM

    Charlie fakes a sneeze
    Alan offers a Kleenex
    Brother love blow job?

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  17. Anonymous8:15 PM

    Uecker caught baseballs,
    But his were best played with by
    Mr. Belvedere

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